is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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