member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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