But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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