I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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