Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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