I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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