It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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