Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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