ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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