is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
How naked do you want me to be?
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