so that wasnt chicken after all
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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