i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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