As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Randomize
