I'm lost and stupid without you.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
