Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
