I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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