Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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