I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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