You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize