I think i sorta joined a cult last night
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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