PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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