If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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