Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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