How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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