Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize