Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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