I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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