Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
