Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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