She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I fill condoms, not promises.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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