I CAN MOONWALK!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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