well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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