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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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