why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
