Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Hippo gnu deer
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
being pregnant is like rehab
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
