that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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