there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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