I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
