Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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