When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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