Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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