We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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