what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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