Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
