I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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