I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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