And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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