so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think your dad took our porno
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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