People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He? As in you personified your dick?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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