Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I've blown a few things in my day
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
