I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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